YOGATRON

Formerly Susan Jenkins, she legally changed it after a retreat in Tulum… and a minor breakdown in a Whole Foods parking lot!

Serena was once a beloved yoga influencer, running a viral account called “Namaste Nasty” where she posted spiritual quotes over thirst traps. But beneath the incense and inspirational quotes, Serena was repressing a seething volcano of rage, jealousy, and unprocessed breakup trauma from her past five failed "soulmate" relationships.

During a full moon cacao ceremony gone wrong (involving expired mushrooms and a guy named Sage), she lost control of her inner zen… and was reborn as Yogatron, the rage-fueled transformation of a woman who stretches others thin — emotionally and physically.

A boho, crystal-drenched yoga studio deep in Tinder Heights, complete with:

• Malfunctioning salt lamps
   
• A hot yoga room set to “lava”
   
• A kombucha taproom with passive-aggressive affirmations
   
• Mantra walls that randomly change to rage-fueled rants
   
• A corner shrine to her exes’ zodiac signs
   

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Calm one second, destructive the next. When triggered (usually by commitment talk or criticism of her vibes), she transforms into Yogatron: eyes glow, voice drops an octave, and her mala beads ignite with chaotic energy.

Controls the energy flow of others through guided breathing and manipulative mantras — can lull enemies into false relaxation before metaphorically (and literally) breaking their spine.

She can twist herself into inhuman poses mid-fight, making it nearly impossible to pin her down — emotionally or physically.

Emits blasts of burning essential oil vapor that sting the eyes and cloud logic. Her lavender-scented smoke bombs leave her enemies dizzy… and questioning their own alignment.

• Guilt Mantras:  “If you loved me, you’d let me scream during Savasana.”
   
• Therapist Bomb Drop: Mid-fight, she’ll suggest couples therapy… on the first date.
   
• Reiki Shaming: She diagnoses your aura with “blocked masculine energy” to instantly make you defensive.
   
• Mala Chain Choke: A surprise attack using beaded bracelets to bind or distract.

• Accountability – Admitting fault disrupts her spiritual energy field.
   
• Scientific Skepticism – If someone mentions facts, science, or evidence, her powers glitch.
   
• Cold Brew Deprivation – Must drink at least 3 servings of adaptogenic mushroom lattes per day to function.
   
• Just One Beer Man – He throws off her rhythm with sarcasm and beer burps, making her lose composure.

• “I’m not angry… I’m energetically misaligned.”
   
• “You’re projecting, babe.”
   
• “Let’s talk about your inner child — so I can destroy it.”
   
• “I only ghost people who vibrate below my frequency.”
   
• “Let me open your third eye… with my foot.”