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Surrounding Dating Scenes
The Ghosting District
“You were never here. I was never real.”
Chilling, grayscale, and eerie, The Ghosting District is a fog-drenched neighborhood of faded text bubbles, unsent messages, and screenshots with names cropped out. You can feel the static buzz of unread notifications and phantom vibrations in your pocket.
Everything echoes... footsteps, unanswered voicemails, and the occasional cry of “Wait, what did I do wrong?”
Here, The Ghostress floats silently through alleyways and exits through back doors, leaving only faint perfume and confusion behind. She’s a master of escape — no closure, no follow-up, just... gone.
Haunting Features:
- Seen Zone Café: No talking, just typing
- The Typing Dots Theater : 3 dots... no message... forever!
- Blue Bubble Graveyard: Where read receipts go to die
It’s quiet here. Too quiet.
But maybe... just maybe... someone will finally text back…
Boob-Cock Ranch
“Where romance rides bareback and boundaries are optional.”
A dusty, sunbaked suburb on the edge of respectability, Boob-Cock Ranch is a wild-west-style haven for serial daters, divorcees, and midlife crises wrapped in cowboy cosplay. You’ll find overpriced brunches, self-tanner salons, and weekly “Cougar Rodeos” where emotionally wounded men are lassoed with drink specials and vague compliments.
It’s ruled by the infamous Pussycat Twins: The Cougar and The Cheata, who prowl through upscale wine bars and golf cart parades looking for fresh prey. Everyone’s got a fake job, a failed podcast, or a secret marriage certificate.
Landmarks include:
- The Flirtin’ Spur Tavern
- Botox & Boots MedSp
- Divorcee Drive-In Theater: Screening Legally Blonder 2 nightly
Expect strong cocktails, stronger perfume, and weaker moral compasses.