Real Name: Chadward “Chaz” Crushington

Before he was a chaotic caped crusader, he was just Todd Tremblay, a mild-mannered radio DJ and hopeless romantic who swiped right too hard… and too often.

After a string of heartbreaks, ghostings, and emotionally unavailable disasters, Todd found himself caught in the cosmic algorithm of the universe’s most cursed dating app: HeartBreakr+. When he matched with an AI-powered profile laced with codependent energy and toxic intention, his phone exploded in a blaze of red flags and regret… merging his identity with every bad decision he had ever made.

He didn’t become a hero by choice… He was doom-scrolled into existence.

Thus was born...💥TRAINWRECK MAN

Part man, part chaos magnet, all-in on emotionally unhinged damsels in distress.

Deep in the heart of Alimony-opolis lies his hideout: a dimly lit lair called The Emotional Baggage Claim. It’s a converted man-cave stacked with empty wine bottles, unread texts, voicemail confessions, and a glowing wall of red flags connected by yarn like a conspiracy board.

In the center? His tech-laden Crying Couch, where he reviews villain dossiers, swipes through new “distress beacons,” and broods to moody playlist loops.

And yes — it has mood lighting. Controlled by voice. Which always misunderstands him.

• “No  situationship is too complicated for Trainwreck Man!”
• “She said ‘I’m not crazy’... That’s how I knew she was the one.”
• “Justice is blind... and probably still stalking her ex on Instagram.”
• “I’m not ignoring red flags. I’m just colorblind… to consequences.”
• “This looks like emotional danger... I’m in.”

Red Flag Radar

Can detect emotional instability from over 400 ft —   especially when it’s wearing eyeliner and saying “I’m fine.”

Swipe Sense

Enhanced reflexes allow him to dodge commitment and   navigate gaslighting in real time.

Profile Shield

A physical energy shield made from cringe-worthy bios and   ghosted message screenshots.

Situational Strength

Grows stronger the more red flags are present. Ironically   weak when women are emotionally stable.

Emotion-Vision Goggles

He can see emotional baggage, even if it’s hidden   behind yoga pics or motivational quotes.