The Ritaliner ???

 A whirlwind of interrogative energy and relentless suspicion.

She doesn't just overthink...
She makes you overthink...

And then questions why you’re overthinking.

Perched atop the flickering skyline of Alimony-opolis sits her neon-lit hideout: The Trust Issue Temple. Inside, it's part interrogation room, part Instagram-worthy self-care spa, with scented candles labeled “Closure”, motivational quotes like “Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss,” and dry-erase walls filled with overlapping timelines of every conversation she’s ever had.

There’s no doormat.
Only a sign that says: “Before you enter, what are your intentions?”

• "Who's Becky???"
• “Where were you last night at 9:36 PM... and 9:47?”
• “Who’s she? And why’d you like her 2017 vacation photo?” 
• “Why don’t you want to talk about your feelings?”
• “Oh, so you’re just going to leave me on read?”
• “You said you were ‘busy’ — but your Spotify showed you were listening to Phoebe Bridgers.”

• Interrogasmic Mind: Bombards opponents with rapid-fire personal questions until they break down or ghost her.
• Overthink Field: Emits a 10-meter aura that causes men to self-doubt, emotionally retreat, and check their phones nervously.
• Truthwave Voice: Her voice vibrates at a frequency that destabilizes weak alibis and forces emotional vulnerability.
• Detect-a-Lie Lashes: Her lashes blink in Morse code when someone’s not being honest. Usually during first dates.
• Red Thread Web: Uses literal red string and thumbtacks to unravel complex relationship timelines and inconsistencies. 
• Verbal Barrage: Questions per second: 92
• Weapon: GPS dart gun that implants a tracker