🎤💊 ADELE-ERALL

Once a small-town lounge singer with dreams of Vegas lights, Melody Trillburn had a voice as smooth as bourbon and a heart full of broken promises. After being ghosted mid-duet by a touring jazz bassist, she spiraled into a world of artificial energy and synthetic emotions.

In an attempt to “power through” her heartbreak and insomnia, Melody began popping ADHD meds like Tic Tacs... eventually overdosing on attention, not Adderall. She was reborn on the sticky floors of a karaoke dive bar, surrounded by neon, smoke machines, and echo feedback. 

She became Adele-erall, the erratic siren of the nightlife, whose emotional outbursts and shattered vocal cords wreak havoc on anyone within earshot.

A toxic neon-lit underground bar where time doesn’t exist, but the playlist never ends.

• Stage of Shame: Complete with disco ball, rotating fog machine, and a mic that auto-tunes in reverse
   
• VIP Emotion Booths: Where she hosts her most melodramatic meltdowns
   
• Glitter Grenade Cannons over the exits (no one ever truly leaves)
   
• Men's Bathroom Shrine: Covered in autographed napkins from the guys she almost dated

Her vocals aren’t just off-key — they shatter eardrums and send enemies into confused emotional spirals.

Can amp herself up in seconds using a cocktail of emotional overdrive and performance anxiety. Also, somehow never sleeps.

Always bumps into her “ex” — even if they only went on one date. She believes every guy she meets is a “new duet partner for life.”

Can take over any speaker system in a 3-block radius, hijacking minds with off-tempo renditions of Celine Dion and Adele.

• Sober Reality: Without her cocktail of uppers, she loses all confidence and control.
   
• Actual Talent: Can’t stand someone with a genuinely good voice getting the spotlight.
   
• No Wi-Fi / Power Outage: If karaoke apps go down, she suffers a dramatic identity crisis.
   
• Just One Beer Man’s Brutal Reviews: His sarcasm cuts deeper than her own eyeliner.

• Mic Cord Noose: Strangles enemies while shouting misunderstood lyrics.
   
• The Emotional Encore: Forces opponents to listen to one more song, no matter how awkward or long.
   
• The Medley Manipulation: Mixes break-up songs and bachelorette anthems to confuse her enemies’ moral compass.
   
• The "What Song Do You Want Me to Sing for You" Guilt Trip: Weaponized people-pleasing turned sabotage.

• “This one’s for the guy who ghosted me… you know who you are, DERRICK.”
   
• “I’m not drunk — I’m just emotionally on pitch.”
   
• “Every night is ladies’ night when I’m on the mic.”
   
• “If love is a battlefield, I’m singing lead.”