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“Welcome to Red Flag Row... We’re a Parade, Not a Warning!”
Step in for a cocktail, stay for the compliments that feel just a little too good to be true. Known for its signature drink, “The Future Faker,” garnished with broken promises.
Trains arrive almost on time, but they never take you anywhere. Perfect for lingering stares, vague texting, and awkward “What are we?” moments.
Come for the selfie ring lights, stay for the emotional manipulation. All photos are Facetuned. All conversations are filtered. All exits are hard to find.
Check in with high hopes. Check out emotionally wrecked. This historic haunted hotel has zero follow-up, spotty service, and mysterious disappearances after date three.
A wellness center that offers unsolicited advice, spiritual gaslighting, and reiki energy manipulation for only $111 a session. (Discounts if you’ve ignored your real therapist.)
Pedestrian zones lined with vague texts, mixed signals, and U-turns on boundaries. Caution: Sidewalk chalk therapy quotes may trip you up.
At Train Wreck Man, we are passionate about comic books and all things related to them. Our journey began when our founder, a lifelong comic book fan, decided to turn his passion into a business. Since then, we have been committed to providing a wide range of high-quality comic books and merchandise to our customers.
Embrace the chaos with guided red flag tours!!
“Emotionally Available in 30 Days!” bootcamps, and our famous “First Date, Last Straw” trolley ride!!!
Want a train to stop here? Just text “Hey stranger...”
Then immediately regret it.
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