DUO NAME: The Pussycat Gals

A scorched, sun-drenched enclave on the outskirts of Alimony-opolis, littered with broken martini glasses, tanning beds, and abandoned pool boys. The Ranch is a mix of luxury spa and wild-west saloon—half Botox barn, half boudoir. Inside their shared lair: leopard print furniture, saddle barstools, and a hot tub they call “The Trap.” 

Once neighbors in a suburban cul-de-sac, The Cougar and The Cheata bonded over failed marriages, Pilates, and a shared hatred of age-appropriate dating. One divorce and one affair later, they vanished for a “girls' trip” to the desert... only to return as the seductive, man-hunting antiheroines now feared by commitment-phobes and bartenders alike.