"Step Right Up... To the Red Flag Show

Unknown... She goes by many aliases, including Redra Flagga, Carnie Lovegood, and Mistress Mayhem. But to the broken-hearted of Alimony-opolis, she’s known only as…

The Red Flag Carnival Queen.

Once a dazzling socialite and self-proclaimed “Queen of Dating Apps,” she spent her nights jumping from one whirlwind romance to another, leaving behind trails of emotional wreckage, lipstick-stained shot glasses, and ghosted therapy appointments.
After ghosting 87 men in a row, and matching with Trainwreck Man himself... she transcended mortal dating drama and ascended into villainy.

Her heartbreaks became performance art.
Her red flags? Part of the show.

Now she rules her twisted dating carnival... not with love, but with chaotic charisma and romantic manipulation.

A cursed traveling carnival that mysteriously appears in ghost towns and dating deserts. Rides include:

• The Gaslight-Go-Round
• The Swipe-Coaster (Emotional Whiplash Guaranteed)
• The Hall of Exes
• Love Bomb Drop Tower
• And the infamous Red Flag Ring Toss (where everyone loses)
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Her tent glows red, pulsing with false promises and breakup playlists on loop.

• Love Bomb Projection: She overwhelms enemies with affection, attention, and future-faking delusions, only to withdraw instantly. 

• Chaotic Magnetism: Her charm is magnetic, but dangerous. Even heroes know better... and still can’t resist her.
  
• Red Flag Manifestation: She can summon literal red flags from thin air — weaponizing drama, double texts, and emotional traps.
   
• Carousel of Confusion: Causes her victims to spin emotionally in circles, unable to tell if they’re dating, ghosted, or in a “situationship.”
   
• Carnival Phantasm: She can conjure illusory exes, flashbacks, and alternate relationship timelines... distorting her enemy’s focus.

• The Interro-Date: A first date turned full-blown deposition. (“So... where do you see this going?”)
   
• The Ex-Files: She shows up with screenshots of your past... before you even told her your last name.
   
• Trauma Carousel: She tells you just enough about her "toxic past" to hook your empathy… forever.
   
• Hot & Cold Cannon: One minute she's all in… the next? Vanished.our customers the best quality and selection.

• Accountability: The very idea makes her vanish into smoke.
   
• Stability: Environments with healthy boundaries short-circuit her chaos magic.
   
• Emotional Intelligence: She can’t fight what she can’t manipulate.
   
• Group Chats: Once her exes compare notes… it’s over.
   

• “You’re different from the others… but not too different.”
   
• “Let’s not label this, okay?”
   
• “I’m just here for the drama.”
   
• “Don’t ignore me — that’s my move.”
   
• “I never said I wasn’t crazy… you just thought I was joking.” ... To Everyone!